Jurgens de Lange is a geneticist-in-training at the University of Pretoria.
He was born 19 years ago in a dusty little town south of the Limpopo River, but wasted most of his short life in Centurion. He's egotistical schizophrenic, bipolar and hungry. He writes with a quill and his fingers are usually stained with pitch black waterproof ink.
He sold his soul for black and bitter coffee, coconuts, fall-leaves and sickly smiling sickle moons. He's forgetful, crazier than the Mad Hatter and cheats at poker every time he plays. He loves it when people buy him drinks. Really. Especially Tequila Sunrises, but he's not picky.
He plays a lot of musical instruments, but is quite crap at all of them. His ambition in life is to become a traveling clown.
He really hopes people will buy him more Tequila Sunrises after reading this.
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