Jordan Ross is a Scotsman who lost his way and ended up in South Africa. He enjoys the food down here and is very happy with the job SAB is doing in keeping the nation non compos mentis. He has been writing since his teens and doing stand up comedy for the past two years. For his day job, which he has not given up yet, Jordan works in a bookstore. He drinks too much beer, smokes too many cigarettes and looks like he might listen to Dave Matthews. He doesn’t. Writing is his first love, though sometimes he wishes it would love him back.
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